Apparently, Europeans Are Boring
The other evening, I was sitting at Borders, and I couldn’t help but listen to a conversation between two girls at the counter:
Girl 1: “So, how are things with your new boyfriend?”
Girl 2: “He’s European”
Girl 1: “Oh? {interest piqued} How’s that turning out?”
Girl 2: “Well, actually… he’s kind of boring. Like, the other night, I asked him where we should go out tonight, and he shrugged and said ‘I don’t know, let’s just stay in’.”
Girl 1: “Oh.” {mild disgust}
Apparently, Europeans are boring by American standards. I despise “clubbing” and I’d rather stay in or “chill” than wander around trying to find someplace to go simply for the sake of going out. Sounds like Europeans are my kind of people.
Filed under: humor on July 24th, 2005
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