I can’t go a day without seeing at least one obnoxious chain-mail type of survey on Myspace. Once, I actually used to fill these out. I don’t remember why. Now, I just ignore the content of the questions and write a bunch of nonsense as a response. It’s much more entertaining that way.

Can YUO answering TWENTY TWO of questons about YUOR number 3? DONT NOT charge yuor up fiends, and answar TWENTY TWO questins abot the 3RD peson in yuor top frinds!!!!1 OK, HAR IT GO!

1) Who is it?
<php
$name = "tOr";
$name2 = "nOe";
echo 'vic' . $name . ' k' . $name2;
?>

I think you can tell where this is going…

2) Where did you meet them?
Starbucks, in the future past FROM THE FUTURE (past)

3) What was your age when you first met?
4!-3!+1 ish

4) Is this person one of your friends?
K}w1t

5) How long have you know them?
7 or 8 years now

6) Is this person older than you?
-s/9}{….

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
When the GIANTS RIPPED THE PATRIOTS APART…

8) Do you miss them?
You may have won ONE MILLION DOLLARS

9) Are you related to this person?
I like turtles

10) Do you have nicknames for each other?
1001001001001001001

12) Do you think this person will repost this?
KILLTROCITY

13) Why is this person #3 on your top friends?
Because kelp and seaweed ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING

14) Have you seen this person cry?
What is cry?

15. Do you know this person’s last name?
First Last Name, or Last Last Name?

16) Do you tell them a lot about your life?
In that “a lot”

17) Doing anything with them tonight?
E Pluribus Unum

18) If yes, What?
Socks on cats in socks is a funny thought

19) Would you have them at/in your wedding?
MEDAL OF HONOR. no, wait CALL OF DUTY!

20) Would they date you?
Electronic androids from another universe invade your thoughts

21) What’s something this person is obsessed with?
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A

22) Does this person make you laugh?
Who is in orderoring the pumpkin?

Filed under: humor on February 6th, 2008