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Dear Mr. Limes,

I regret to inform you that the offices of GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. have suffered great financial burdens in light of recent events, and that we here at GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. as such have been forced to cut our costs, as our operating budget for fiscal year 2006 has been reduced substantially.

As you are surely aware, the management of GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. have always taken great sacrifices to further spread the sacred word of The GodJesus, from slaughtering and brainwashing your ancient blood ancestors in various convert-or-die campaigns to causing the 9/11 attacks. Similarly, we often find the need to call upon the non-management employees of GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. to sacrifice themselves by willingly donating their body and soul to feed The GodJesus, from dying as part of the Münster Rebellion and Paris Commune, to voluntarily causing their people’s suicide by consuming fatty, sugary foods, watching television, and “deciding” not to have children.

It has now fallen upon you to bare the burden of such sacrifices.

Because of our current financial position, I regret to inform you that, effective Monday, 15 Aug., 2005, you have been demoted from your previous position of Assistant Head GodJesus Intern to the position of Junior Assistant Head GodJesus Intern. As a result of this change in employment status, your present salary of $666,666.66 per annum will be reduced effective immediately to $6.66 per annum. I sincerely apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may result in, and/or any lifestyle adjustments you may have to make as a result of this sudden change in financial status.

I trust that you understand and accept wholeheartedly the sacrifice you will be making for the GodJesus Ministries International Inc. family, and that you will continue to support the GodJesus Youth Foundation with your monthly donation of $500.00.

P.S. Always remember and take joy in the fact that we are all equal in the Human Flesh Dissolution and Nutrient Processing Bays contained within the stomach of our one true lord and savior The GodJesus. For The GodJesus concerns Himself not with the race, creed, sexual orientation, age, or degeneracy of the flesh which He consumes.

Sincerely Yours,

Robert G. Ingersoll

Assistant Head GodJesus Intern
GodJesus Ministries International, Inc.