Almost exactly thirteen years ago, I found myself barricaded in my home behind pounds of exceptionally strong aluminum, family members rushing about keeping themselves occupied, the weather radio blasting its garbled play-by-play. Behind the galvanized aluminum fortress and above the chatter in the house, you could still hear the rain and the wind pounding on [...]
Filed under: personal on August 26th, 2005 | No Comments »
Well, folks, it looks like The Great Videogame Debate is on again.
Credit the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas "Hot Coffee" mod for lighting the match underneath the latest incarnation of this debate.
Filed under: gaming, news on August 22nd, 2005 | No Comments »
I recieved the following nonsense message yesterday:
—————– Bulletin Message —————–
From: [a sheep]
Date: Aug 20, 2005 9:14 PM
august 31 no gas day!
Body: august 31 no gas day!
Due to the outrages increase in gas, August 31(Wednesday) has been declared a NO GAS DAY!
DON'T BUY GAS ON THE 31st! SEND THE OIL COMPANIES A LESSON! SPREAD THE WORD!
Filed under: humor, rants on August 21st, 2005 | 1 Comment »
Dear Mr. Limes,
I regret to inform you that the offices of GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. have suffered great financial burdens in light of recent events, and that we here at GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. as such have been forced to cut our costs, as our operating budget for fiscal year 2006 has been reduced substantially.
Filed under: humor on August 14th, 2005 | No Comments »
For those of you living under rocks, astronomers have discovered a tenth planet, way farther out than Pluto, and now it's time to start thinking up a name!
Filed under: news on August 11th, 2005 | No Comments »
Guy: "What's that hot drink with caramel?"
{in unison}
Girl: "Caramel macchiato"
Me: "Caramel macchiato"
Guy: "Does that have caramel in it?"
/me {shakes head}
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Filed under: humor, work on August 7th, 2005 | No Comments »