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Almost exactly thirteen years ago, I found myself barricaded in my home behind pounds of aluminum, family members rushing about, the weather radio blasting a garbled play-by-play. Behind the fortress of galvanized aluminum and concrete and above the chatter, you could still hear the rain and the wind outside as clearly as if you were being completely quiet. At the outset of the heavy winds, the power went out, with the timing of a suspense film, because as we all know the suspense in every sound you hear increases tenfold when you can’t see the source of the sounds you’re hearing. And thus, for all the brutal force Hurricane Andrew had, I could see none of it. (more…)

Dear Mr. Limes,

I regret to inform you that the offices of GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. have suffered great financial burdens in light of recent events, and that we here at GodJesus Ministries International, Inc. as such have been forced to cut our costs, as our operating budget for fiscal year 2006 has been reduced substantially.

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For those of you living under rocks, astronomers have discovered a tenth planet, much farther out than Pluto, and now it’s time to start thinking of a name! (more…)